What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

National Kiss Your Homie Goodnight Day

Celebrated on November 5th, the National Holiday of Kissing Your Homies Goodnight is a recently added U.S. holiday in which every homie must kiss at least one homie goodnight.

Ayo, it’s National Kiss Your Homie Goodnight Day, kiss me for the one time.

by @steezydarrin November 2, 2020

Get your hand outta my pocket!

Term used by another man in the room to cause a disturbance and distraction during the killing of Malcom X in New York.

Get your hand outta my pocket! was the term used during the killing of Malcom X

by Loudcloud June 11, 2006

My Dicks Bigger Than Your Dick

Something used in reference to "I'm better than you"

Also, Something My Grandmother occasionally yells whilst me and my cousin fight.

Greg: Dude, I'd kick your ass any night.

Cole: I Doubt it dude.

Greg: Oh yeah?

Gramma: MY DICKS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICKKK

Cole:...
Greg:...

by Cole Fowler October 1, 2008

your mother should have swallowed you

Another way of saying that someone should of been aborted.

The term your mother should have swallowed you is a derogatory insult used as vulgarity that someone uses when greatly hate them.

by superbipolar420 September 12, 2016

put your foot through a Van Gogh

To ruin something beautiful by trying to improve it.

You think I should lose weight?

Hey, don't put your foot through a Van Gogh, now.

by Alex Stockwell December 3, 2007

Your free nut pass for November boys

You get to “spank your monkey” once for free in the month of November

Your free nut pass for November boys

by JtHARDING24 October 31, 2019