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are you done? 

an expression used by those who do not have any other comebacks because of their lack of creativity. they end up just sounding like a big DOUCHE. the only person who can get away with saying "are you done" is Mr. Kruger from Seinfeld.
Person 1: "Hey, how are you?"
Person 2: "Are you done?"
Person 1: "FUCK YOU YOU'RE A DOUCHE. now i'm done."
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Are You Okay? 

BUSTA WOOOOLF!
Samus: Exists
Terry: Are you okay?
Samus: Yeah, I'm Fi-
Terry: BUSTA WOLF!
Samus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination? 

I’m talking about UrbanDictionary Jews

But, they called the cops on me and put me in prison last time, right?
Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination?

No, that’s what you people are 

I’m talking about delusional people who self project their own delusional tendencies back onto me. Dumfuqs

Actions speak louder than words. Alas, you people are stupid.
No, that’s what you people are.

why are you scared for? 

1] Asked to imply that one is making the wrong decision.
2] Asked if one is scared, or showing fear.

why you scared for, what are your fears, or simply, "scared?" are also acceptable.
Sam-We out with the beer pong?
Adams-I think I'm going to sit out this round.
Sam-Why are you scared for?
why are you scared for? by RMAR April 13, 2008

What time are you open till? 

"What time are you open till?" is a seemingly innocent question posed to unsuspecting retail and restaurant workers. The question "opens them up" to all the shit the customer wants to throw at them, and generally ruins their day because they are thenceforth opened to everyone who comes into the store. Basically, they are bottoms until closing time because they equated themselves mentally with the store, which everybody is coming inside.
Customer: What time are you open till?

Waitress: The restaurant closes at 11.

Customer: You didn't answer my question!

Waitress: I know!

Are you DTF? 

Yes im DTF...

Down to forgive
Hey dude are you DTF?
Ew no!

I mean down to forgive not down to fuck!... No homo tho
Are you DTF? by I_am_your_gay_mom February 13, 2019