Waddle Twat

A woman with excessively long labia. Like Camel toe that has gotten really flabby.

She should NOT be wearing that spandex, you can see her waddle twat.

by Inkslinger419 April 24, 2019

Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Twat maestro

A guy who a twat and a masero at being it

John a twat maestro

by Sex vibe July 25, 2018

twat yachting

The sailing of ones penis in the vast oceans of a wet vagina.

Damn son, I was twat yachting all night in her pussy.

by Trigga Bone August 18, 2016

shit-twat

A person that talks shit (negative, diarrhea of the mouth, smart ass statements) and that is a pussy (chicken shit, runs away as soon someone ones to beat their ass for running their mouth). A pussy that talks shit.

That shit-twat is always lingering around stirring trouble. Tell that shit-twat you want to kick their ass and they will magically disappear.

by liveonce March 24, 2017

Twat Sac

As a female ages her twat starts to sag. That is a twat sac. It is to be used as an insult.

Jim: That kid Andrew is a dirty hairy twat sac.

by JIP741 November 21, 2011

twat-dryer

Noun

The female equivalent of a boner killer.

Would describe a person who completely kills the sexual mood.

The person responsible for ruining an otherwise exciting or happy mood.

In an upstairs bedroom Ashley and Brian are having a somewhat intimate moment...

In comes Shelby...

Shelby:(BANG, BANG, BANG) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!

Ashley: Shit, what a twat-dryer.

by GUADD October 7, 2010