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Spring Break Surprise

When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!
Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.
by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011
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break-even party

A house party where the host is constanly asking for money because he or she thinks the host should not have to throw down any money for the keg or liquor.
Example (break-even party):

Partygoer 1: "Hey man, where are the cups?"

Host: "The cups are in my room. Give me a few bucks and I'll get you one."

Partygoer 2: "You are charging for cups?"

Host: "We are using my house, I should not have to pay anything for the keg."

Partygoer 1: "Damnit I hate break-even parties."
by Justin514 December 19, 2008
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Mississippi lunch break

A 6 pack of Budweiser, 1 Mikes Hard Lemonade and 2 Forty's of King Cobra. All purchased in one outing/party and enjoyed together in whatever order you please, preferably cold.
Yo Tae Tae, I'm gonna run in the store and get some dranks, you want something? Yeah G, lemme get a Mississippi lunch break! Shit Tae, i'll get us both one!
by Swankyville May 23, 2013
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break some hearts

To be blessed with facial features, body sculpturing or simply wearing the sort of clothing which accentuates ones best features to such an extent that people one is trying to attract almost fall into cardiac arrest, so mesmerized are they by the sheer wonder and beauty. And what's more.... A heartbreaker usually is also a tease and never surrenders the prize but leaves them wanting more...
I spent this months salary in the posh section of Selfridges. Tonight me and the lads are going in the pull, firmly with the intention to break some hearts... Lock up your daughters!
by Sorlandsen January 11, 2014
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ipad break dance

on your ipad, when the screen doesn't display right when you turn it on its side and then turn back to correct the display on the screen.
user 1: damn i cant type because the keyboard is hiding the text box.
user 2: have you tried the ipad break dance?
user 3: oh thanks, that fixed it!
by pixiegod November 7, 2013
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4:20 break

The 4:20 am or pm time where you sneak off to smoke weed. weed, Mary Jane, reefer, blunt, ganja, 4/20, marijuana, doobie, bong, stoned, joint
I know there is a lot of work to do before closing time, but I've got to take my 4:20 break.
by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016
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condom break conception

when a child is mistakenly conceived after a condom breaks
Guy 1 : That guy"s mom didn't intend to have him.

Guy 2 : Yeah, he's a condom break conception.
by MATTBRENNANO November 15, 2016
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