Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.
Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.
Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.
Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.
by joemanshowman March 4, 2018

Man I just got a buzz from the boys Changing room, right after I got a black forest ham sandwich. This place is awesome
by MR.WHOSETHEBOSS April 2, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>as an Air sign you are good at adapting to new situations and that will be a factor in your favor over the coming year. Others may be worried by the frenzied pace of change but for you it will be exciting and full of opportunity<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

Dude, I thought me and Shea had a thing, until that kid in the play Luke started dating her. Im totally Pulling a Chang
by Urban Duude December 2, 2020
