pork chop

a typical Aussie bloke

he's such a porkchop... rugby, beer, and the ladies...

by steph August 4, 2004

chop some wood

To chop some wood means to jack off.

I told the other guys, "Hey dudes - I gotta go chop some wood - wanna cum?"

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

Chop Meat Records

Chop Meat Records is a Group Of Musicians localized in the Inland Northwest. They Consist of Several Different Groups, solo acts, and collaborations, mainly Producing genres like Hip-Hop, Horror-core and underground music for the people who are sick of hearing the mainstream mind-bending, brainwashed bullshit (Auto-Tune).

Yo, Lets Go To A Chop Meat Show. Only 5$! Have You seen Chop Meat Records Show?

by A Local Ninja August 31, 2011

Chopping her Flower

Taking a woman's virginity with severely abusive sex.

May also be used to describe incredibly aggressive vaginal penetration.

Person A: "She's a virgin?! Are you going to deflower her?"

Person B: "Deflower her? Imma be Chopping her Flower all night long!"

Person A: "Well Damn"

by McGangbanger July 20, 2011

Schlop n' Chop

A phrase used to describe when someone gets head, and right as they finish, the sucker bites down and rips off the other's penis.

Brandon: Yo did you hear what happened to Daniel last night?

Randal: Yeah, I heard his girl pulled the ol' Schlop n' Chop on him when he wasn't expecting it.

Brandon: Poor lad will never get a boner again.

by JimmyLikesBones May 6, 2022

Poke Chop Flop

When you're served a fresh cut of pork, then you take your dick out and flop it around on the bar in appreciation.

How is the pork chop, sir?

* Takes dick out and flops it around *

Poke Chop Flop

by LunchK1ng July 19, 2013

chopped dick kink

a kink someone may have;a sexual arousal from a chopped dick

Me:I want to fuck carrie but i'm not sure if she likes chopped dick
Megan:Well to be honest i have a little chopped dick kink ;)

by x.m.n.r September 22, 2017