When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess
"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"
by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023
Get the Dog's Breakfastmug. "I only eat ketchup with my breakfast foods" said Christina at Antech who loves ketchup breakfast food.
by Stop googling our quotes March 13, 2024
Get the ketchup breakfast foodmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
Get the Yo, Who Eats Sandwiches For Breakfast, Yomug. Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
by baumhauer01 August 3, 2018
Get the dog's breakfastmug. by nostd3 March 5, 2023
Get the post-coitis breakfastmug. An Upper Nitra breakfast is when you make scrambled eggs , and then eat them from woman's vagina. May be used if there aren't any clean plates in the house.
It's variant of PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST .
It's variant of PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST .
by THOTenkopf August 11, 2018
Get the Upper Nitra breakfastmug. I can't come to Ben's Farewell Breakfast cause i'm totally retarded and wanna go to a kiddy gymnastic party. Wow i hate myself.
by TheGreenHam June 16, 2010
Get the Ben's Farewell Breakfastmug.