Tech Park

Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.

Yo are you going to the Tech Park at 6 am on a Monday?

by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023

Tech Fascist

This word defines Elon Musk, and every rich-ass like him.

“Twitter is ruined by the tech fascist”
“The space is going to be privatized by the tech fascist”

by IAmBrain January 14, 2023

TechGamer

An person that has absolutely nothing else to do with their life except constantly be gaming.

OMGSIES Bob is such a techgamer.

by phyouthcenter1 January 26, 2023

Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.

"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."

by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023

Tech trooper

A young individual who constantly wears a matching nike tech fleece. They often aspire to be roadmen.

Look at that tech trooper sucking on his vape. He must think he's hard.

by Idisliketechtroopers April 21, 2023

tech mommy

A well paid female who works in the tech industry

i need to meet a tech mommy

-Dr Hoensual 08/05/2023

by anonymous May 8, 2023

tech tyke

A middle aged man child who uses expensive gadgets to cause chaos or damage to the area around him, often without an understanding of the underlying technology. See Script Kiddie.

Ugh... The tech tykes messed up the gas sign. Someone aught to poison their supply chain.
--or--
The tech tykes are trying to use responsible disclosure to validate their irresponsible disclosure of vulnerabilities.

by Saint90s May 18, 2023