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Sacramento Kings

The Sacramento Kings are an NBA team based in Sacramento, CA, and have the longest playoff drought in NBA history, not making the playoffs since 2006, with the second longest playoff drought being the Phoenix Suns, who haven't been in the playoffs since 2010, but are making the playoffs this year without a doubt. The Sacramento Kings are also one of the most unluckiest teams in the NBA, and have had stars over the years such as Chris Webber, Peja Stojaković, Mike Bibby, Ron Artest, DeMarcus Cousins, Isaiah Thomas, Willie Cauley-Stein, Vince Carter, Iman Shumpert, and now De'Aaron Fox, Buddy Hield, and Tyrese Haliburton, and still haven't gone past the WCF (Western Conference Finals) and haven't been to the finals since 1951. Shaq once called them the Sacramento Queens.
"Nobody can save the Sacramento Kings"
by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021
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Cockroach King

A song from the 2013 album "The Mountain" by British progressive metal band Haken.
The song is the most popular song in their discography and is considered by many to be their best.
"The Cockroach King sits on his throne, with a Midas Touch and a heart of stone."
by Pastek December 11, 2019
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hayden king

a sexy ass guy that you love
He's my hayden king !
by kinger.98 August 10, 2016
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Mackenzie King

Mackenzie King has two meanings, the political figure, and the lack of teeth brushing that causes horrible and clearly visible plaque.
"I can't wait until we get to the campground."
"Dude, did you remember your toothbrush?"
"No, I forgot it"
"looks like you'll be pulling a Mackenzie King"
"Gross"
by darknebolain February 8, 2013
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status king

A man that judges a woman based on her status in society and physical attributes.
He cares about her breast size, not the size of her heart. Her level of education, not the wealth of knowledge learned on her own accord or through life experience.

As well as various other aspects of herself, hair color and length, family ties (does she have a mother and father...are they rich?), past relationships and the amount of friends and money she has.

This man is judgmental and cares only about getting what he wants and often changes his mind. This is due to his surface level/superficial drive, as well as, ever changing trends in society and its expectations and determination of what is considered desirable.

status
Pronunciation: /ˈsteɪtəs / NOUN

1) Relative social or professional position; standing:
an improvement in the status of women

1.1 MASS NOUN High rank or social standing:
those who enjoy wealth and status

king
Pronunciation: /kɪŋ /
NOUN

1The male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth:

1.1A person or thing regarded as the finest or most important in their sphere or group.
A status king always wants the best of the best in high society, all wrapped up in a playboy body.

"If they ain't looking, I don't want her."
by Jessska August 18, 2014
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gort king

a nigga that's finna smoke gorts all day, errday. and he doesn't give a shit nigga
Bobby is such a gort king
by gortking420 April 3, 2009
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King Mahu

The King of all Mahu's the great leader of #pking-jerking , said to have godlike powers. Sometimes named by his mortal name "V Danger V"
Robby : King Mahu is huge
Dennis : Yes I agree
Garzeen : LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Blindblade : TRANSLATTA VITTU
I_Ru1z_I : Brb walking the dog
V Danger V : s0nni
by seed of lex October 30, 2010
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