Tator Tits

A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.

Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"

by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012

Spaghetti Tits

When a woman's boobs are long and saggy, so that they hang down like spaghetti.

I saw Jen with her shirt off last night. She has some serious spaghetti tits.

by bigbaylor August 28, 2009

elbow tit

The act of purposely rubbing a woman’s breasts with your elbows in a packed club as she tries you to pass you.

Usually perpetrated by lonely, weird guys that never ever hookup.

Jason "Dude, did you hook up at all last night?"

Randal "Zero man, all I got all night was elbow tit again."

by surrealdeal October 2, 2009

J Tits

Sloppy tits resulting in a curve at the nipple.

I was taking off this girl's top, but then realized she was packing a nasty pair of J Tits.

by Jason Pogany April 22, 2010

Medical Tit

When a womans bare breast is exposed on Televison for medical reasons. Usualy seen on PBS after midnight during shows dedicated to checking ones self for breast cancer.

" I couldn't find anything good on skinamax last night, so i had to fire off some knuckle-children to "Medical Tit" on PBS. "

by S.A.S Staten Island April 25, 2010

Tit Window

(noun) The gap created in a button-down blouse when a chick slumps forward allowing you to see her bra and varying degrees of her cleavage.

Dude, she was sporting some serious tit window... and wearing a Hello Kitty bra.

by aezrael June 1, 2009

Mournful Tits

Titties that are just plain sad to look at like a legless vietnam veteran begging for change, or the titties found at a strip club at lunch time on a monday afternoon.

did you see that 40 year old hooker with the stretch marks and mournful tits down on 47th street.

by Mr White 7 October 15, 2010