Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.

Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”

by The_see-er September 7, 2021

slipper attack

The worst form of torture and the most powerful weapon of all time disguised as simple footwear with its following weapon: dad's belt

A:Hey have you seen C
B:yeah he died of slipper attack
A:poor guy

by panfruit October 11, 2021

Slippery burger

When you put too much sauce on a burger and spend the entire time fighting to keep to keep it together.

Person A: *covers burger in ketchup*
Person B: how much ketchup??? You’ll end up with a slippery burger…..

by Itsanoun December 6, 2021

slippergaser

when a slipper is coming at u from behind

"Omg your mom is throwing a slippergaser"
"oh no"

by TheguyaneseButtercup January 13, 2022

Slipper

It's an indoor and outdoor footwear that
is a roofless shoe with straps to slide in
each your toes separating the big toe
from the 4 other toes, also helps
preventing germs from passing through
the skin from your feet and cause fetal
diseases coming from your feet.

Have you seen my brand new Louis Vuitton slippers??

by ariannasfff January 17, 2022

slipper flop

It's it a type of slide shoe that you slide on that your mama take off to whoop yo ass

Bob: yo my momma pulled out the slipper flop on me today
Arthur: what's a slipper flop
Bob: a slide shoe

by Haley5023 January 29, 2022

Slipperyleigh

20mins from anywhere it will be a weight that's less than it should be but more than U ever expected worth the fee for the laughs had when with Leigh a trade U never made for something U will never see the best at acting suss but doing nothing but it's so funny he's so good at it I hate him like a brother his sister I love to b.

"Hey that's totaleigh something slipperyleigh would do"

"Hey I just got slipperyleighed"

by Niggabill&Tbag December 13, 2021