Dad's Balls

Slang for "Dont Believe Ya" or "Get outta Here" or "Never gonna happen"

Steve "Liverpool are gonna win the Premier League this year"

John "Ya Dad's Balls"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

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Dad Vito

Anyone's father who has an uncanny physical resemblance to Don Vito of Viva La Bam!.

John: Dude, your dad kind of looks like Don Vito.

Nick: Yeah, that's my pop, Dad Vito.

by fingers November 11, 2004

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meat dad

a father that loves meat; a father that would never keep meat from his child(ren); a man who will never feed his child(ren) a kale popsicle

Of course i let my kids eat meat, I am a meat dad.

by 7454 June 03, 2009

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Dad Dick

Upon witnessing a live vaginal birth of your first child and seeing the mangled mess that is the vagina you’re married to your brain triggers a rush of blood to your dick instantly increasing the size and girth up to 200%. In other words, C-sections have been effectively shrinking Dad Dicks since the late 80s early 90s.

Look at that dudes fat hog. He must be a father.

Dad dicks are just bigger. It’s science

by Commander Shiftain August 28, 2019

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Dad Rat

A rodent, specifically a rat that is owned by a father or dad figure that is usually kept hidden or in secret for sucking or suckling purposes. It is common that said rat is covered in some sort of sewer sludge or feces for "flavor" enhancements.

Man... he was sucking his Dad Rat in public and he got caught.

by Gary Dither March 16, 2019

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