Rubicks Noob

Someone who can't even put one side together on a rubicks cube.

Joe is so dumb he's a rubicks noob.

by Killgore33 November 23, 2009

Micro Noob

1. Having bad micro, micro that is or never will be uber.
2. A partial or semi noob.

1.Damn i just pwnd you up in some zero hour... your a micro noob!!!!1111!!1
2.Eh its ok your just a micro noob, you might have a shot next time.

by Ryan Whitcome June 29, 2006

noob juice

The subsequential pwnage of a nearby in game player character typically known to be well skilled, has a lapse in in-game judgment causing the excretion of noob juice which tends to instantly affect those in which it comes in conact of. Even witnessing this act often can cause spread of this highly contagious affliction. Term coined by Jay Dizzle.

Ijll tells the party : Man I got noob juice all over me from our nuker when he went down and I forgot to change targets to heal the tank."

by Jay DeGizzle February 23, 2008

Noob Shot

To be rocketed, shot in the back, or both.

He was a total noob and noob shot me in the back

by Get freaken nwbified July 20, 2009

ulti-noob

A person who has been playing a computer for more then three years and is still a noob at it. 75% of the time, ulti-noobs will neva become good enough to be even a regular noob.

George: Rei, your such an ulti-noob, you've been playing this game for six years and your still crap.
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?

by MC united March 14, 2008

Noob Point

Noob Points are those points that are given to any person who fails to uphold the traditional gamer standards. The most common way to obtain Noob Points is by going to bed before 11pm.

Jake: Im going to bed now, Its getting late, its almost 9:30.

Larry: 500 Noob Points!

by StrangeThangs March 28, 2009

Chief Noob

Nigel Smith

oh my god Nigel Smith is such a noob he must be the Chief Noob !!!!

by BJ the Great January 18, 2009