stoner

A life philosophy based on grass, moved by heavy metal and practiced by peaceful human beings.

Ese chabón es re Stoner.

by Stoner Brunch Master July 31, 2005

Stoner

One of the most relaxed people you will ever meet. Tend to be very chill people

Guy 1: "Hey are you a stoner?"

Guy 2: "Uhh yea how could you tell"

Guy 1: "Your just so relaxed I could tell"

by Weed phalantrophist August 14, 2009

Stoner

An incompetent dolt that wishes in life only to get high, Forever working at Burger King or Spencers. Wondering where life went wrong, A collection of bongs worth their entire life savings. Drives only 15 year old Hyundais with 420, Bob Marley and Grateful Dead stickers covering it.

Bob: Man I showed up so stoned for the SATs i only got a 1100!

Frank: I showed up after a bottle of tequila and 3 beers and got a 1580. You probably should not be a stoner, Maybe you should be so drunk you urinate on the proctor next time...

Sally: I came in blind stinking sober and got a 1228, maybe next time a bottle of vodka for breakfast.

by The_Drunken_Nun August 17, 2012

convience store

A small store which has a lot of candy and other junk food. It also has coffee and other caffine filled beverages. some of them have bathrooms which are dirty as shit and smell worse. A lot of them are next to gas stations so you get sucked in to the store and buy a shit load of candy when you see it. The most famous probably being 7 11 but a lot are just one-of-a-kind stores which are basically the same as 7 11. They are also targeted for crime like shop lifting or a simple cash register robbery.

guy 1: I went into a convience store the other day went to the shitty bathroom, bought too much candy and when i was almost out the door some guy robbed the cash register

guy 2: who are you?

by someguy292 October 25, 2010

Stober

To act sober, in order to avoid trouble when you're actually either high, or drunk.

Dustin:"When you get home won't your mom know you're high?"
Bri:"Of course not, I'll be stober."

by BriBear™ January 31, 2009

Robbie Stoner

A fatass boy who likes extremely ugly girls and is obesse and likes to say melk instead of milk. He is the type of person who will eat you!!! Be aware if you ever no a Robbie Stoner!! Who is also very very very very desprate. He may even date guys.... who knows

Dude robbie stoner just asked out 4 girls today!! wow what a fatass

by Sk8boarder21 June 5, 2009

Liqour Store

The abdominals, another name for your 2 pack, 4 pack, 6 pack or 8 pack.

First known use is from Scrubs when Turk said it to Dr. Cox

Guy 1: Heyy, nice liqour store man.
Guy 2:Thanks...

by StevenTheGay March 31, 2009