sperf

When one or more sperm cells surfboard, specifically onto another object. A "sperfable wave" can be any object or person.

OMG. My load just sperfed all over your face.

Later my balls will unload their competitors into the lake for a round of sperfing.

by laser goat September 1, 2010

Sperry Fairy

A phrase often used to designate the preppy, douchey, entitled, often "Sperry Top-Sider" wearing, dickholes of North-Eastern descent, who are huge pussy bitches. It is not uncommon for these douchenozzle's to be seen paring their "Vineyard Vines" attire, or their American Flag short shorts, with a pair of "Sperry Top-Siders". All in all, if you encounter one of these kooks, proceed to flee the area, or jump his ass with your fellow tube rider's. It should also be noted that these little pixie boy's do not charge, and have no ability whatsoever to Shred the Gnar.

3 students from Boston College have the following conversation

Bro 1: Bro did you check Surfline today?!? Lowers is totally firing back home! Tubes and Hacks for days Brah!

Bro 2: No way Brudda! Sounds Gnarly! We'd totally be charging it right now! Cant wait to jet home Friday!

Sperry Fairy: Ummm... Excuse me sir?? We are currently inhabiting civilization within the North-Eastern most expanse of the United States of America. In turn, I have the pleasure of informing you that we "refined" individuals refrain from using the word, umm.... "Gnarly", good day now.

by TheJuicebox December 16, 2013

sperrys

Sperrys are the "wanna be" version of top siders. They're only like 50 bucks and are extremely uncomfortable. Those who wear them refuse to acknowledge the pain because they are so desperate to convey the preppy boater look. Those who actually wear top siders for their intended purpose know the best brands and like to keep it that way because they are the genuine people who the top sider supporters aspire to be.

Hahahahah, you wear sperrys

by Anon Anforth griffen January 2, 2008

sperminated

To blow a load of semen into a girls eye. Usualy done without the consent of the girl.

I sperminated her so bad she could not see for a week.

by Jeff Boso July 20, 2006

Sperman Herman

While wearing a bow-tie, whip out your chode and blow a load in her face while reciting your favorite Pee-Wee Herman verse.

After watching Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, I felt naughty and gave my girlfriend the "Sperman Herman"...she loved it

by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010

pot-spert

One who is an expert on the practice and etiquette of smoking Marijuana.

To smoke marijuana occasionally makes you a stoner, but to become a real Pot-spert, you must smoke it daily and religiously. A ritual that is accompanied by it's own customs and cultural practices.

by Marie Hernandez November 11, 2005

sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's, either simultaneously or not, rather than a wife and mistress, to practice your skills

by Sexydimma March 20, 2021