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Smack as fuck

Ugly. Useless. Insult for someone that deserves more than a basic insult. Abhorrently bad at what they do.
by JJjetplane88 July 30, 2024
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Smack Nuts

Used as a gesture to a friend or person as a greeting or to get their attention. You can also used is Smack Balls, Touch tits, Smacky, Skippie
Ex. 1. "What's up Smack Nuts" 2. "Hey Smack Nuts"
by ebbhead1973 April 13, 2010
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Smack ass Tuesday

Gotta grab/smack ass day so girls don’t get mad when you get ya ass smacked or grabbed
by K.O.S_Naz May 25, 2021
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Champagne lip smack

A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.

First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.

Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."

"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"

"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
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Smack Backs And Smack Sacks

Smack Backs And Smack Sacks
Smack Backs And Smack Sacks
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
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Smacks

Yo can I hit your smacks?
by Killabeast December 1, 2021
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