1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.
Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!
by ladyfembot July 19, 2011
Get the jizzle slapmug. The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020
Get the Schlong Slapmug. Adjective; phrase used to describe when something is the all time best. Especially used for describing food items.
Red: You try those cheesecakes from HEB yet?
Bone: Sure did! Eating one now, man These hoes slap! my boy!!
Red: Yes dey do!
Bone: Sure did! Eating one now, man These hoes slap! my boy!!
Red: Yes dey do!
by Wudupyo11 August 23, 2021
Get the These hoes slap!mug. A bitch slap is a slap to a cheek with an open hand, held flatly and sometimes with a moderate wind up. It is usually used as a moderately painful, usually being treated immediately with lighter contact, described as "holding your chin".
by Yumko July 15, 2018
Get the Bitch Slapmug. The opposite of a Mushroom Stamp.
by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011
Get the Badger Slapmug. by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011
Get the Slapping pattiesmug. by Silkypjwearinpimp February 12, 2010
Get the swagga slapmug.