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Schrödinger’s Sharpie

Schrödinger’s Sharpie is a magical marking pen that can declassify 1,000 pages of a government file by redaction while simultaneously reclassifying and redirecting the course of a hurricane by altering its vector.
I see The Donald is using Schrödinger’s Sharpie from the redacted Epstein files to erase all his autopen signature pardons and then signing them "old school".
by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026
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Schrödinger’s Antifa

Schrödinger’s Antifa: a non-organization of primarily centrist, concerned citizens protesting, mostly peacefully, in their attempt to preserve democracy for themselves and their children against existing fascist leaning elements in their own government that is simultaneously a violent and ruthless, highly organized, clandestine society of communists, anarchists, socialists and other radical, criminal thugs burning cities to the ground because they hate their country and want it destroyed to allow for the New World Order
That protest rally by Schrödinger’s Antifa was both very peaceful and ultra-violent.
by Willy Won't go Home January 13, 2026
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Schrödingers Chud

The concept of being too based for a liberal and being unable to date them and at the same time being too degenerate for a trad wife and being unable to date them as well.
It suck man because I can’t find anyone to date because I’m either too much of a degenerate or too based. This is a prime example of Schrödingers Chud.
by Jsigma10 January 19, 2026
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Schrödinger's Wealth

Much like Schrödinger's Turk, Schrödinger's Wealth is a term used exclusively for the Twitch streamer Hasan Piker. The term is used when a person flip flops from being rich to poor or (brokie in Hasan words) to blend in with or avoid being called out by other people
Hasan: "I grew up in poverty"

People with a brain: "Didn't this MF say he was rich yesterday? Oh his hole family had wealth? Must be Schrödinger's Wealth kicking in"
by Mr. [HYPERLINK BLOCK] January 22, 2026
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Squitty Scoob

The feeling of having aged semen flow out of your penis whilst urinating.

Most common for males, it's believed to be caused by slight back flow of semen in the urethra.
"Aww man I just pissed out a squitty scoob"
"Wow dude, how did it feel man?"
"Like a tingly sensation running down the middle of my urethra"
by Dr. Love-Good. October 24, 2013
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Nicholas Schröter

The best defender in the whole of soccer history and will always stop every striker who wants to score or get past him. He also is very intelligent and never fails in anything.
Nicholas Schröter is a very skillful person.
by Nicö December 8, 2016
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A SCHROEDER

JJ kissed him and the man got an erection with a rush of body heat that brought out a smile and blush across his face
When Alan saw the plumber' s buttcrack his tiny penis pulled "a SCHROEDER ."
by Jveigl December 20, 2017
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