SALTS

Meaning: smiles and then stops.

Instead of saying “lol” we use “salts” because that’s what we actually do.

Example: “oh Kerys texted me and I replied “lol” but really I just done “salts.

by Solar socks October 25, 2018

SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

billy : why’d the chicken cross the road?

me:why

billy:to get to the other side

me:SALTS

by mind you damn Business February 24, 2022

Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional

"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"

by spleenmasta January 13, 2024

Virginia Salt Lick

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.

Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.

by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022

Salt-N-Pepa Chinchilla

When an ugly looking black female is covered by semen from multiple men.

“This one chick named Gayonna was the recipient of a Salt-N-Pepa Chinchilla”

by bham69420 January 4, 2023

SALTS

Instead of typing "lmao" you type "salts" meaning 'Smiled and laughed then stopped'
It's more accurate ❤

you should of saw the way she looked at him salts

by Chachabingos January 13, 2021

The Salt On The Slug

The sexual act of snorting cocaine off of your partners heavily lubricated erect cock

Yo dude, me and my girl did The Salt On The Slug last night

by MechSoldier08 December 5, 2025