River Edge NJ

middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.

"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"

by swissroll123 July 22, 2017

river flue

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.

Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.

by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017

River

A girl who is crazy and wild, yet can be sweet and calm at the same time. She is stubborn, but a total hottie. She has the best eyes and the perfect smile but will never show it. She love the outdoors and just being free.

John: "That girl is so cute but very stubborn, she reminds me of a River"

by Just some random person tbh November 7, 2018

East River Skins

Native American Gang

Turns out a racist mascot is okay as long as it is sufficiently gangster. In a desperate ploy to sell more gear, the Washington Redskins are changing their name to the Washington "East River Skins," using the Native American gang's tag as their new logo. "If the Raiders can hype off a bad boy image, so can we!" the team's publicist announced, proudly displaying the new self-administered "NTL" prison tattoo on his knuckles. "Yo chief," he went on to say for no apparent reason.

by Winona Nelson November 11, 2018

York River Academy

York River Academy is a school for computer nerds. There are a few of us who survive and make it out alive, but I've lost a few comrades. If you do choose to come here, come prepared. You need a strong will to survive the 'Traps'. May Mother Russia be with you, and god speed my guy.

John Doe only survived 2 years and York River Academy, but we lost him during the summer.

by What are you doing, Step Bro? February 26, 2019

river thot

A woman of easy virtue, specifically that of a high BMI.

I mistook that river thot for a cow.

by Wolfpack definitions 69 March 13, 2019

Twin river public schools

A small school where little brats go to get pregnant and end up in a hole. The place where everyone talks behind your back. Now remember...this only 99.9% of the girls there now that other 1.81% is full of nice people but beware the guys there only like girls who wanna fuck so good luck finding the “guy of your dreams” oh ya and the teachers there suck ass for a living

I go to twin river public schools

by Chsvdbs March 14, 2019