Cunt Punch

The Cunt punch is a basic combat manoeuvre that involves punching a woman in the vagina, almost exclusively in an uppercutting fashion. The cunt punch is generally administered to a woman that is displaying attributes that can be described and or categorised as "cunty".

"That woman at McDonalds was being a bitch and asking to see the manager, so I gave her the meanest Cunt punch"

by Layum1203 March 1, 2018

pga punch

comparable to purple drank

"He made some pga punch in his college dorm room bathtub"

by PuzzledMantis March 10, 2017

Tropical punch

When a couple participate in a form of powerful (fisting) during the the females monthy cycle (period) during a heavy flow. The heavier the flow the more tropical the punch.

"we can't tonight as it's my time of the month" . "But what about a tropical punch?" "We'll I guess it is a pretty heavy flow this month".

by Mc Nerds (the real sperm) March 12, 2017

Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016

grumpy punching

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.

"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."

by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016

butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft May 5, 2016

royal punch

When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.

I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.

by Squattingjester September 5, 2016