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Oscar

An Oscar is a bloke that wears stripey shirts and has the biggest penis known to man. Everyone wants to be an Oscar as he pulls the ladies left, right and centre. When an Oscar walks in the room everyone stops and stares because his shlong is hanging out from the ankle of his pants and are amazed.
"Wow did you see that guy Oscar? His Shlong is so big! I want to be him!"
by _bunningssnag February 14, 2023
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oscared

To oscar (infinitive), oscars (present tense), oscared (past tense) is to act hypocritically or use double standards, especially in a situation where one is responsible for judging or awarding something; to unfairly favor certain individuals or groups while neglecting others, often based on political or ideological biases.
"Did you hear about that manager who oscared the employee of the month award? He gave it to his buddy instead of the most deserving worker."

The Oscar committee really "oscared" the awards this year by giving the prize to a documentary about russian propagandist Navalny, while refusing to allow a speech from Ukrainian President Zelenski because they claimed the Oscars weren't political
by marcopolomarco March 13, 2023
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Oscar

A sad and lonely boy. Or a award. But usually someone who needs to get a life and stop pretending that someone likes you.
Stupid oscar
by Lower liiiii March 18, 2023
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OSCAR

A FUCKING CUNT A FUCKING SMALL FUCKING CUNT HE SHOULD EAT HIMSELF AND FUCK HIS MUM
YOUR A CUNT OSCAR
by OSCARS SYMONS March 21, 2023
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OSCFANMelekTaflan

She's the worst person you could've seen ever.
Ewww is she OSCFANMelekTaflan?

Yes she is
by Guccicarbuggati45 April 19, 2023
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Oscar

Oscar is an all consuming pit of me (I know I write bad reports it’s my job).Everyone gives him attention and eats it all up like he hasn’t had a meal in a week he even sucks it up like noodle on chopsticks.You should know that popularity doesn’t make you cool it’s kindness and I have been through a stage from nice to bad and I have regretted it ever since.So to all my readers out there please please know that you are perfect just the way you are 👍🏻. Yours truly galaxy x
Chris:who is that?(points at Oscar).
Nathan:That’s Oscar I was told he has a real rep as a player stay clear of him.
by thewiseoldcow April 20, 2023
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oscar

oscar is a stupid guy from lsc. He is a noob.
A: Don't be oscar
by cum here May 31, 2023
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