the iron toilet bowl

When an Iranian asshole puts a secondary sphincter in your intestines to damage your poop until you follow the one true god, Allah
You get rainbow poop until you follow his dead ass ideology and the Nation of Islam gives you a free ugly hoe. Iran is now protected by the iron toilet bowl

What happened to Iran? The Iron Toilet Bowl of Saudi Arabia my poop.

by idiot.dunk.contest January 21, 2024

Tiger Irons

The "heavy duty" evil twin to the famous pro-golf player.

Nobody wants to caddy for Tiger Irons, since all of his clubs are super-weighty metal-headed drivers --- no sissy wimpy "tree-fiber" drivers for HIM, thank you very much!

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Ironing clothes

Used to describe Gay incest usually referencing head

My cousin really wants to start ironing clothes

by Push my Cushion uwu August 08, 2023

Bed-Iron

A nickname used by British Railways staff to refer to the Ex-War Department 2-8-0 and 2-10-0 locomotives. The nickname originates from the clanking sound the engines make when in a poorly maintained condition.

"You're firing a Bed-Iron today, aren't you Pat?"

by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023

gotz of the iron hand

Sorry did you mean medieval FUCKING THANOS 2.0

So what do you think would happen if gotz of the iron hand snapped?

by GutsyYoyoMaster June 07, 2019

Iron Tip

Soder your dick with any type of metal and masturbate, have oral sex, anal sex,vaginal sex, or any other type of sex. Do it when it cools and is hard.

My Iron Tip broke in the condom.

by Da Milk Man a.k.a. Melki May 14, 2010

Large Cast-Iron Animal Day

November 3rd

November 3rd is large cast-iron animal day.

by Arnold d. pigg November 03, 2022