Soft

Coonavirus hasn't made it tougher to a kid in school. Back when every other generation was in school, they still had to go to school and work without a mask and hand saanitizer every day, no matter who got sick at school or work.

The coronavirus is making people soft, not strong or unified.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 25, 2018

Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

he went soft

when you are making out with a guy and you are about to have sex but he cums before you stick it in.

girl 1. I heard you fucked chris brown

girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft

by twerker82898 September 28, 2015

soft

no worries, dont worry

soft, ure good

by tngina November 4, 2020

Gold n Soft

A defunct brand of butter.

After 57 years of good taste, we're saying goodbye.

They say all good things must come to an end, and so it goes with Gold n Soft. Ever since the brand was born back in 1966, it’s earned devoted fans everywhere. Thanks for saving us a place at your table for over five decades’ worth of breakfasts, lunches, snacks and dinners. While this is goodbye, we hope you keep spreading the love!

by SPrice1980 October 6, 2023

Soft girlfriend remarks

When a girl makes remarks that a girlfriend should make,

Oh your using soft girlfriend remarks

by Slow_gls August 29, 2025