"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"
"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"
"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"
by Stone Boner September 3, 2018
Get the Chinese safety glassesmug. Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day
by Milky Babqs December 29, 2020
Get the National Break A Glass Daymug. I should be using this time to unpack my things. The thing about a speedy removal is that nothing is organised or correctly boxes up, it's just thrown in everywhere that had space. Instead I'm writing, I'd rather clear my head than my space. You know I'm going to be fine. I'll work through, I'll grow some more. It just hurts right now. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, be away from you, move out. I can't even really talk about it, not that anyone could understand even if I did. So don't worry, I'm not looking for someone to save me, I'm not looking for someone to replace you, actually, I'm not looking for anyone, I don't even want to be around the people I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do yet but you can bet your sweet sexy ass I'm going to do it with my head held high. I'm no longer in the business of pleasing others, proving points, or seeking revenge. I'm only going to do me, for me, to be proud of me. I know so long as I do that you will be too. I'm going to succeed and I'm going to do it my way. Other than that, the only thing o need in life is for you to be happy and proud of yourself. I'd say call me if you need any help but my phone is destroyed, and you don't need me anyway, you never did. I can see your success, your happiness. I'll leave you alone, watch from afar. Just know I'm so proud of you, and you should be too.
I love you xoxo
I love you xoxo
I shattered the glass slipper, and then used the sharp edges as weapons to slay the dragon myself. Turns out the dragon is a sweet soul, misunderstood by many, and struggling to express emotions.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
Get the Glass slippermug. Scarrab glass is a glass engraving and lapidary artist who Specializing in the re-creation of ancient artifacts such as Egyptian Hieroglyphic Tablets and scarabs!
by Lost artifact archive May 22, 2019
Get the scarrab glassmug. Sawblades made of glass are expensive products which have been cheapened by using lower quality materials, generally shortening their usability duration. A significant side effect being that some products are now more dangerous, for instance, a sawblade made of glass can shatter and harm bystanders, and or the person or persons operating the saw.
Sears used to sell really good Routers, but now they sell sawblades made of glass.
George regretted spending any money to get this Glass sawblade of a suit.
George regretted spending any money to get this Glass sawblade of a suit.
by Dethencarnate December 1, 2024
Get the Sawblades made of glassmug. A psychological disorder famously known for appearing in royals. It is when you believe that you (or your body parts) are made of glass and could break at any moment. Royals who had it In early centuries wore soft clothing to "protect themselves from shattering". It is absolutely devastating.
by ThisIsImportant January 9, 2025
Get the Glass Disordermug.