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dan

ugh dan is a propa alien man slag asking people for nudes 24/7
by fetusdeletus123 March 22, 2020
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Dip Dan Dangle

Your crotch
Jimmy your dip dan dangle is showing!
by Thedeltingdonno July 25, 2016
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Dan

The kind of man who will give u the world and take it from u in a couple of seconds. Acts extremely gay but covers it up by constantly talking about needing a mommy gf. He might be charming at first, but soon u will find out he is the devil himself. Has a weird obsession with monkeys, just like all the other men.
Person 1: That guy is acting so sussy, there is no way he is straight!
Person 2 : I know right. Oh god he is such a Dan.
by bpddiseasehastakenover July 10, 2022
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Droll Dans

Droll Dans is a fucking awesome streamer who streams friday night funkin'.
He also plays dragon ball but who cares about dragon ball legends?
person1: Hey did you see they new Droll Dans stream?
person2: No i'm normal
person3: YES I DID HES IS SO AWESOME AND POGGY WOGGY UWU
person1: go to hell person 3
person3: T-T
by WeggyIsAwesome June 28, 2021
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Dan

Kinda shy but has a good group of friends. he believes in the drama, which caused him to become congested and confused with his inner thoughts. He believed what he wanted. I missed the old Dan. He took a heart with him.
Mel : I wish for the old dan to return.

Mike : I think he is gone. A new Dan has taken his place.
by Owell1 November 4, 2018
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Dan

The world's greatest and fantastic COCK SUCKER. All it takes is one glance and you will be drawn in to him like mind control then he will presume to vigorously suck your cock so hard that you liver and kidneys will be sucked straight into his stomach. If you're female it doesn't matter, he will split your legs and you will sprout a cock from which the hole your vagina once was. There is no safety...
Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL
by Dick Sucker, Ball Chewer November 18, 2021
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