—adjective
1. going out of one’s way to be put on display in order to draw extra attention; usually with no invitation (like the penis on classical nude statues, e.g. Michelangelo‘s “David”)
Gf1: What is Angela wearing? Nobody wants to see all that...
Gf2: Yea, she’s being extra Classical Penis rn...

Dude1: You see Mike at the bar ordering drinks for those girls? You know he can’t afford that...
Dude2: Yea, that Classical Penis shit is why he still drives a Hyundai.
by M. A. Bham September 24, 2019
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What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located on the upper side of the fuselage both fore & aft; sometimes called a tandem helicopter) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!
by Telephony September 28, 2013
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What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!
by Telephony September 28, 2013
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A very long and black stump, that lumber jacks would generally pull out of the ground after cutting down a big and brown tree.
Hey man, don't forget to pull out that dababy penis out.
by dababypenis January 28, 2021
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What Elliott calls Michael in E.T
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun
Elliott: IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT PENIS BREATH!
by Anonymous person..... July 13, 2016
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Whenever that your entire penis explodes in a combustible manner
d: By posting "Penis Explosion" on Urbdic, You are endangering the human race
j: fuck you
by judgebredd April 15, 2021
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A penis with down syndrome, that is oddly shaped, ugly, or deformed.
That guy in Group 2.0 looks looks familiar, I think I saw him in a faces of meth meme. It was no surprise that when he posted his dick it was clearly a Settlemire Penis.
by Rocktopler November 23, 2014
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