The Homo of the Depot

My gay ass Uncle Kyle who was too lazy, rude and gay to work in asbestos health control and oil rigs, that he got a job at Home Depot cuz he kept trying to give his bosses blowjobs and jerk them off while they're taking a shit for a raise. Now, he takes selfies of himself butt naked showing his backside wearing nothing but an orange apron with the caption saying "Papi bout to give baby that anal" and posts it to Instagram while waiting for his boss' dick to go up his tight little white boy ass.

Man did you hear about what happened to Ky-Ky's? He tried to fuck the boss again and now he's The Homo of the Depot.

by John Gettin Doe July 29, 2020

homo hysteria

The overwhelming panic and emotional turmoil experienced by a queer person when an unexpected reminder or seemingly insignificant interaction with an ex or crush triggers a flood of emotions. Often accompanied by intense overthinking, this reaction can lead to questioning every small detail, from the nature of the contact to the possibility of rekindling feelings. Symptoms may include racing heartbeats, feeling frozen or stuck, and spiraling thoughts about whether the interaction means more than it likely does.

Considered the dark side of gay panic.

I was casually scrolling through my phone when my ex called me and immediately hung up before I could answer. Instant homo hysteria. My heart’s racing, my hands are shaking, and now I’m convinced the universe is trying to tell me something. Was it an accident? Was she thinking about me? Is she seeing someone else now? Should I text her? What if she doesn’t reply? What if she’s mad at me? I can’t stop replaying every moment we shared, wondering if this is my last chance to fix everything. I’m spiraling—someone save me

by lymerust March 13, 2025

homo high five

Two gay dudes smacking balls

I came home early from work and My roommate was giving another dude the homo high five.

by Shaun ness November 16, 2014

homo hunter

man that kills homo or gay people

Damn, look at that homo hunter , he finna kill the gays

by carlkennedy August 13, 2016

No homo tuesday

Like no homo day you can day anything gay no homo doesn't need to be said

today is no homo Tuesday Matthew and Chris

by grant-the-fiji-water-guy January 28, 2020

Disposable Homo Erectus

A young black, flared nose, feces-breath, chromosomally-challenged person who contributes nothing to society. One who won't work, smokes marijuana all day, plays video games, breeds with any and all females, can't speak proper English and commits crime without regard for others. Ashamed of nothing. Offended by everything. Entitled to to do as he or she pleases. Constantly accuses others of racism.

jaQuan is a Disposable Homo Erectus. He's always running from the cops in stolen cars. I guess he won't live to see 21.

by Thinman529k January 10, 2025

Part time homo

A closet homosexual that only receives the male penis part of the time.

Hey that dude is a part time homo.

by White will October 21, 2008