national broadband network

An internet project thought up by the Labour Party of Australia, where Fibre Optic cable was used to connect Australia to the internet. Soon though was ruined by a dickhead by the name of Malcolm Turnbull who said we didn't need fibre and instead recycled the old copper internet.

The National Broadband Network is a piece of shit.

by 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUV May 30, 2017

The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong

"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."

by tnayrb January 25, 2015

national soulmate day

national soulmate day is a day to appreciate the soulmates in your life, whether its romantic or platonic. today is their day to shine!!!.
july-11-2020

kalia : i love you stefan, you are my platonic soulmate on national soulmate day
stefan : i love you too

by sofia81356 July 6, 2020

national kissing day

April 13th is national kissing Day. As in lip to lip. Kiss that one special person or just yourself.

Hey it's national kissing day. Kiss me whore.

by ThyTailor May 25, 2018

National Aden Day

On the 23rd of every month it is National Aden Day

Today is National Aden Day

by XER101 February 27, 2022

National Chuck Day

This day on February 19th is dedicated to the dashing boy in your class named Chuck. We must all celebrate Chuck on this day and throw a party.

Hey guys it’s National Chuck Day today let’s throw a party for Chuck.

by Theonetheonlychuck February 18, 2020

National JaJu Day

The JaJu’s are a group of intelligent sons AND daughters put together to start a revolution. On Monday they unite and wear white shirts and black pants. JaJu’s UNITE!

Kid 1: Who is that group of kids all wearing black and white?
Kid 2: They are the JaJu’s. They wear it every Monday for National JaJu day.

by JaJu’s forever November 24, 2019