Mystery Stakeholder

A senior member of a team who hadn't been involved in the development of a project who then comes in and completely changes the goals or "doesn't like" something the entire team has worked toward and agrres with.

Jill didn't show the brief to her boss, a mystery stakeholder, and now after months of work - he's canceled it because he doesn't like the green color that was used.

by businessSlang September 16, 2012

Mystery Hair

That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.

Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.

(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).

by overanalyzer November 28, 2012

Mystical Game

Mystical Game are types of games played by mystical gamers. They contain mystical characters with their mystical powers in a mystical land and they are controlled by mystical gamers who often spend multiple hours playing the game.These mystical games often last for 30 mins or more.

Krystin: David, you have been playing that mystical game the entire Saturday. Get off it

David: I have not been playing this mystical game the whole day...

by ShieldOfDeadman September 25, 2013

MySpace

An old, washed up website that was once popular a long time ago. Has since faded into obscurity, much like Facebook will in the next few years.

Student: What was MySpace?
Teacher: Oh, that? That was an old website that the Founding Fathers used to communicate Revolutionary War battle plans with one another.

by ThrillSeekaSportsFan June 22, 2015

mystery time

Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.

John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..

by Why is this not a word yet? January 11, 2016

myspace

The decrepit and long forgotten great great great grandparent of social-networking. Not dissimilar to a fossil or the jar of pickles deposited and then untouched at the back of your fridge, myspace was the binary coded brothel and emo scene of the internet. After losing popularity, myspace is now an unspoken corpse; equivalent to Lord of the ring's Gollum in his cave without the literary value.

A: Do you have myspace?
B: lol
A: lol

by c0ck_c0ck March 2, 2016

mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.

Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."

by Ranger_Stan March 22, 2016