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mental telapathy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, while remaining totally ambivalent to what is being detected.
Person 1: "Hmm..."

Person 2: "I know exactly what your thinking but I couldn't give a damn."

Person 1: "Why not?"

Person 2: "Because I have mental telapathy."
by edible_freud September 20, 2009
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Mental AIDS

When youre brain has lost its natural defense to gay or retarded shit.

youve been too degenerate or watched too much CNN and now your natural common sense mental-immune response to communism and LGBT is impaired to the point you can believe opposing things with sincere conviction
someone who thinks you are too young to get a tattoo but thinks 12 year olds can cut their boobs off might be said to be infected with mental aids.

totally against climate change, no problem with priate jets at climate change conferences

communist stickers on your new apple products
by particularily awesome dude September 27, 2023
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Mental Québécker

A "mental Québécois" or " mental Québécker "describes individuals whose mental alignment resonates profoundly with Québécois culture. The 'Mentally Québécois' embodies a unique fusion of pride, whimsy, and cultural identity. Beyond mere geographic association, it signifies an alignment of values, attitudes, and quirks that celebrate the rich tapestry of Québécois heritage. Whether manifested through culinary passions, spirited debates, or a love for the arts, being 'Mentally Québécois' is a badge of honor, uniting individuals in their shared appreciation for all things Québécois
Ivan's love for poutine and French Canadian tax rebate showcases his mental Québécker identity.
by rainbowunicorn456 April 26, 2024
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Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.
Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!
by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010
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Mental Illness

I don't have any.
Hym "Rejecting you view of woman and not attributing value to your lives is not a mental illness. Rights or death. Entirely independent of my views. No exceptions. No concessions. I have decided to be a misogynist and I refuse to stop."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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mental playdoh

An object of desire that remains in your thoughts that you can control for your own purpose. This differs from a mental snapshot because you can bend and curve the implanted image to your own desires.
"Whoa, mike, did you see that girl's ass? I swear, that's going to give me enough mental playdoh for the night!
by Sgt.HankMoody April 27, 2010
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mental queef

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"
by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011
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