meat axe

A Bloody Idiot, or a fucking tool. eg a fucking dumb cunt

that cunt is a fucking meat axe..
used as
"he is a fucking meat axe rugby player"

meat axe by king tiger July 11, 2006

meat sandwich 

A sexual encounter in which one man is nude between two girls (or one girl between two men), all three engaged in sexual acts.

We went to bed and I got myself into a meat sandwich between Ana and Sylvia.

meat sandwich by nightvisitor January 26, 2008

meat blaster 

A guy who posesses the rare ablity to blast the meat curtains off of a women's vagina when he blows his load.

Did you hear that Dirty Joe hospitalized that gnarly ho? I guess he meat blasted her pretty good.

meat blaster by Dirty Joe July 9, 2004

meat retriever 

when u fuck a bird in the arse n pull out her insides

man that girls snatch smelt of tuna so i went round the back and accidently retrieved some meat.

wow your a real meat retriever. was she ok?

meat retriever by bert n ernie March 15, 2007

meat muffin 

Mounding flesh accumulating on the face of the female genitals. Best used to describe a particularly protruding specimen. Generally noticed due to bright colored panties or odor.

"Let me pet your coital beard and grovel on your meat muffin."

meat muffin by Andrew 3000 October 13, 2004

meat roll 

When a girl is grinding her booty on a boy's meat in a circular motion.

Damn, that girl really know how to meat roll!

meat roll by Cassandra Miller May 25, 2008

meat wagon 

A mobility scooter, or electric wheelchair being used by an obese person for no reason other than that they are wretchedly and disgustingly overweight and terrified of physical activity.

Person A: DAAAAMN...get a load of that fatty rolling along in the meat wagon! She had the nastiest of bodies and was even eating a fried turkey leg!

Person B: Yes, I nearly threw up at the sight of that fatty in the meat wagon. She ought to be walking for exercise and not riding that mobility scooter.

meat wagon by Les Miller October 13, 2007