Max Pea

The sexiest man I've ever laid my eyes on... sweet smart sooo good looking my best friend my homie my nigga my everything i just want him to be my man for life..... Desi Star.... Baby Bangs...ill always be ur ride or die bae!!!!!

Max Pea my man to be

by Baby Bangs February 28, 2022

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Max Pea

The sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on... smart.....funny.... caring.... misunderstood... loving... I would love to be his girl..... he's my best friend...my homie....my everythang...and I'll always be his ride or die bae.....i really do love u Max... always and forever and forever and always... Desi Star-Baby Bangs

Max Pea is one in a million...u won't find another one like him..i promise....oom u won't!!!

by Baby Bangs February 28, 2022

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max/bringer

This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"

Max: Do you want to lick my pootang pie?
Person1: FUCK OFF GAY BOY

by Somerandrandomguy July 4, 2004

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Max The Artichoke

A humorous character which is really funny. He has an artichoke head and hes gay and likes wet cum 🤓☝️

"Max The Artichoke kissed my brother, he's really gay."

by PoshoRider May 23, 2023

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Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023

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