Mason is fat
by smsmmssjjjsjjsjsjsj dada sjmsm May 17, 2023
Get the Masonmug. by Tb515 December 3, 2023
Get the Masonmug. The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. a very strange man that normally partakes in the studies and distribution of FNAF R34 (also doesn't shower)
by Big John Miller December 21, 2023
Get the masonmug. A funny sonic news youtuber who is funny asf and always yells "SUBSCRIBE IF YOU LIKE SONIC" at the end of his videos.
by Mason Parkinson #1 fan December 18, 2024
Get the Mason Parkinsonmug. by lucyjamess January 17, 2022
Get the mason mountmug. by Thrownoshade November 21, 2023
Get the Masonmug.