Maria

Literally the meanest person alive. Also the shortest.

Do you? DO YOU?! - Maria

by Svnskarma November 20, 2017

Maria

the definition of the devil reincarnated. A maria is not a human being! A creature who plays games of the mind. Makes any boy fall for her and slowly ruins his life by getting him obsessed with her and the things she does. She leaves them after moving onto the next victim. Its unclear why she does this and what her motive is... some say she’s a servant of the devil others say she took his place. Stay away from Maria she’s got blue eyes and hair with an unditermined hair color. She changes drastically in physical appearance.

Maria is the scariest person alive.

by Adadadad666 September 30, 2018

Mariadiaz

What to say when you're in the mood for a taco.

Also could work for burrito, taquito, or nachos. Really, any mexican food.

Basically, it's just another word for Mexican Food.

Abby: "I'm starving! Let's go eat something!"
Cory: "Sure, what do ya want to eat?"
Abby: "I'm in the mood for some Mariadiaz."
Cory: "AYE! AYE! AYE!"

by You Go Glen Coco! August 23, 2009

Maria

A loser who loses everything. Especially to kids named Ben

Maria is SUCH a loser

by soccersurf123 May 15, 2019

Maria

two-faced bitch who will leave you for some dumb cunt. nice at first but will make you feel horrible about yourself.

hey whos that girl?
thats the maria girl, shes a cunt.

by fuckmepapi August 28, 2019

Mariah Carey

She looks like an orangutan. Her early career consisted of her behind bars at the Zoo as Fufu the orangutan.

Man, mariah carey sure does look like she de-evolved back into an ape

by himynameisel April 1, 2009

Mariana

(Name) A person who can always be trusted. Only certan people are named Mariana. Can also be considered a lucky charm, if you have a Mariana in your life you are very fortunate.

Mariana and I won the lottery!
Mariana is such a blessing!
I wish Mariana was here!

by MoonChildssa January 18, 2018