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by JMKapur April 19, 2019
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Cleave Machine

A machine commenly used to pick up women, Slags and Prostitutes
Can not be controlled after gaining momentum
Runs purely on the Vaginas of young women, useualy inoccent young women
"Oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the Cleave Machine Gave her a Bouque"

"Ladys you better watch out... the Cleave Machines coming to get you"

"Are you a robot? No! im a Cleave Machine Baby!!!"
by Davey boy smith November 24, 2006
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Machine Gun Spamming

Shooting an unlimited ammo machine gun in an FPS game like any Halo game and Call of Duty 4 or something like that.
I was playing Halo 3 on Live and this guy was machine gun spamming a rock and it annoyed my dog who was watching me play. He got used to it and started masturbating.
by Dan the =EPIC= Man June 16, 2009
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Machine Gun Reflex

The sudden impulse to turn around and smile at your friends the first time you fire a fully automatic weapon.

-This phenomenon also happens each time you shoot an automatic weapon larger in caliber than your previous experience.
Guy #1- Dude, I got to shoot a .50 cal for the first time today and I was all smiles.

Guy #2- Sounds like you couldnt hold back the machine gun reflex.
Guy #1- Well they say, "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon".
by epimethius05 March 11, 2010
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machine gun theory

when a man is hitting on multiple women in hopes of at least landing one, similar to a spray and pray with a machine gun, since during a spray and pray there is always a high chance that at least one bullet will hit its mark.
Joseph was super horny, so he utilised the renowned machine gun theory to get some pussy.
by PapoTruco00976 April 24, 2018
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machias

Machias is fun but not to good at singing. hes very good at singing let it go tho. hes the suggar daddy to girls named emily and lanaya. he is always cast as prince eric in the little mermaid. hes not toooo atractive but hes not ugly. his hair is nice tho. he is kinda smart. and all of his siblings have weird names. he will most likley end up getting his ear pierced when he is older. he has lots of problems and he probably dosent like you. joey is his best friend. he has a dog thats thick. he can hardcore parcore
hi thats machias
by hottie123xz September 30, 2020
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Machinery

Person One: Wow Sin, you really don’t understand machinery?

Sin: ya why?
Person One: guess I’ll redefine it.
by Karkus101 January 12, 2021
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