Lake Weir High

A high school located in Candler, Fl.

Mascot: Hurricanes
Colors: Purple and Gold

Man, Lake Weir High School is the SHIT!

by lake weir high school July 31, 2007

Mountain Lakes

Well I guess as a Mountain Laker I need to write on this. Personally this is the worst town I have ever been to. We have a great school system but most of our parents didn't know what they were dragging us into when the moved here. From our first years in school people have been segregated from rich to poor. Only the rich can be with the rich and only the poor with the poor. It is sad that this is true because really everyone should be considered equal. In this small town of Mountain Lakes no one is really poor people just say they are because there not as rich as the people on the Boulevard or The Hill Section. Now apart from that there parents haven't exactly taught there children right because if they have none of this would be happening. It almost seems in our childhood most of the children had missed a step. The step of learning that everyone is equal. No matter what if your poor or rich, black or white. Everyone has 46 chromosomes well not everyone but that's besides the point. All of us having 46 chromosomes makes us equal and all the stuff in the material world should not matter because that was created by us and everyone can create/ buy any of that because we all have the same amount of chromosomes. The rich don't have 48 chromosomes they have 46 like the rest of us.

Now onto sports oh sports. Well first to say are sports really more important than school? Well in Mountain Lakes High School they are. So the Budget wasn't passed no biggie just cut out on some sports oh wait noo lets cut out the half year Latin Class which could have been beneficial to people taking the SAT's. Now are sports really more important than Academics. I know all the football coaches say Academics are more important then Sports but the District Believes otherwise. Now we don't have a Half year Latin Class so instead i have to take a full year Latin class. Well I am sure im not the only one ranting about this loss but we all have to move on. Now onto more sports. So if you don't play a sport should that matter? Everywhere else no it doesn't matter but in Mountain Lakes it matters and matters a whole hell of a lot. Playing a sport and not playing a sport can be the determining factor if your "popular" enough to go out to the cool party over the weekend or if you sit home and watch a movie. This is sad Because really everyone should be invited because again everyone is equal. Now if you don't play Lacrosse again your not cool. Lacrosse is maybe the most over rated thing in mountain lakes i mean come on how can one sport be so Fucking excellent. It's quite simply not because it's just plain stupid. It costs a ton for a Metal or Wooden stick (if your using a Haro) I could make one of those in wood shop. But whatever i Can't change that.

This all amounts on how mountain Lakes is the Shittiest town on earth. When I have kids i will bring them to Paterson before i bring them back to this shitty white suburban town 40 miles from New York City. Everyone smokes weed because there parents give them the money to. Everyone drinks cause theirs nothing better to do and the houses are all over 750,000 Dollars. Theirs no diversity and everyone is grown up to be a racist cause we have never been exposed to black people. Fuck you Mountain Lakes.

racist mountain lakes

by Anonym0use May 12, 2009

Salt Lake City, UT

A staunch LDS community recognized around the world for it's Mormon Temple, the city's founder, Brigham Young, wide streets, the 2002 Winter Olympic Games, snowcapped mountains, the Great Salt Lake, and 3.2% beer.

"Salt Lake City, UT, is an 8-hour drive from Sin City."

"Salt Lake City, UT, is the land of Zion."

~Tagman77

by Tagman77 January 25, 2004

Lake Oswego

Although some say that all these definitons arent true and they show that Lake Oswego isn't that bad, it is. Those people are probably just 40 year old lo moms who want lo to look good. it sucks. Lakeridge is the only good school, Lake Oswego High School doesnt know how to party or have fun.

Anyways, LO consists of
0.6% black
4.6% asian
2.3% mexican
1.4% other
and of course, 91.1% white
99% of the moms are botoxed in more than 7 ways
.3% are botoxed in just 1
and the other are real
Lakeridge has a higher acedemic rate than LOHS, but also has more drinking and drug problems.
90% of the kids have BMW's, Jeeps, or Mercedes, the others are just super cool.

Also known as Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, and the Bubble

Also similarly is West Linn but they are nothing compared to Lake Oswego

1st person (from Hillsboro "I can't believe you live in LO. Haha i bet everyone drives bmw's and wears juicy"
2nd person (from somewhere else) "shhh dont offend them."
Lake Oswego person "Nah its chill, its all true. *ring ring* there goes my phone, i have to pick my mom up from botox. love ya, tata, byeee"

by lakeoswegoissnobbyandiloveit April 2, 2011

williams lake

A town that has one of the finest white rappers in all of the universe.

Williams Lake is home of the maafuckin D TANK.

by Poonis Fred December 28, 2007

laker

ditching for a baby reason. ditching because an extremely lame and stupid excuse.

"Hey we still going to the game Friday?"
"Yea bro!"
"Don't laker on me!"
-Doesn't show up-
"Bro you lakered on me!"

by kcrowd October 27, 2011

Forest Lake

forest lake MN

Forest lake A very Un forest like place which does include a lake is a place where Dreams go to die. Conveniently Located thirty miles north of the twin cities right after 35e and 35w intersection into 35N. If ur unfortunate to have attended the High school there, there is a 67% chance you have a Felony conviction for controlled substance sale or possession and 95% of those set their friends up for heroin sale because they got caught with a weed stem in their car. Full of bitch ass dudes but plenty of good pussy. Nuf said

by James Henry Kyle lopez July 2, 2018