Last Resort Snack

Adjective - Last Re Z Ort Sna k

An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.

“I went to look for the cheerios but we were out so I had to have a last resort snack instead.”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar”
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”

by Excited Bullphrog May 10, 2022

Obama's last name

Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree

P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!

by Shuit March 8, 2022

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

"I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck."

by L. G. Flavopalliatus January 15, 2025

Last Breath

A sans that has so many phases you could finish all the shows on Netflix before beating him

Person: Last Breath Phase 67777776666
Maidens & Father: *leaves*

by SansAUNerd June 13, 2023

Last margarita of the night

When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.

I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

Obamas Last Name

Its CHANGE, its all in his 2008-2009 material and even on his old websites also from 2008-2009 that you can view via the Wayback Machine. His middle name is HOPE, also in all of those.

its not "Care", its not "Biden", its not "President", and its definitely not "obama", that his first name.

One definition says Elon Musk can "help" but he is a Trump Supporter so he cant figure this question out but can figure out TRUMP questions, not obama questions, nobody publicly knew what was obama's last name until today, only the US government, obama himself, and his family knew what his last name was.

Obamas Last Name was a mystery for years, but finally figured out it was CHANGE.

by Thanks, obama. December 30, 2024

Grass to last

The last amount of weed you have

Guy 1 "how much weed you have left"
Guy 2 "yeah that's my grass to last fella"

by Matt ms January 17, 2012