July 17

This is the date real whores and pussy suckers are born in.

if you wonder why july 17 is when whores are born, because yes

by rrrapisilokisimi November 17, 2021

July 27th

July 27th is national exchange nudes with James day. Today is the day that James and his girlfriend have a free pass to exchange nudes.

Today is July 27th...fun day for James!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe July 27, 2020

July 30

International Lil Uzi Vert day.

"Today it’s July 30! Let’s blast some Lil Uzi Vert!"

by marythebarbie October 19, 2019

July 20

If you were born on this day, you UGLY!! But it’s ok because we all ugly too.

July 20 is a month and a date people are born on everyday

by Unknowncharacter November 19, 2019

july 9

if you’re born on this day, you suck. sorry jace but smd

when’s your birthday? mines july 9th. i’m a bitch.

by PanicAt9PM October 16, 2019

July 5th

The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.

Mike-Ughh that party was a rager, I'm so hung over .
Zachary- The asprin is in the bathroom and Gatorade is in the fridge. And quick question, if I have cold sores on my...
Mike- Bro you have the herp.
Zachary- Man I hate July 5th

by ProfessionalMaggot\m/ July 31, 2016

julie

one of the nicest people you could ever meet. she’s cringey but we love her. she’s funny but cares too much about her self, after all she is an assquarlius.

me: my dad just died

julie: bitch look what bean just texted me.

by ieatmypoop83 December 4, 2020