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Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "Fuck Master". Jonathan's are famous for their inability to have any interaction with a woman that does not end in a sexual favors.
Dude is that Trevor, I heard that he fucks a different girl for every day of the week. What a Jonathan.
by Thewhiteboy of the south October 4, 2020
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Jonathan huff

Has a very small dić* limited to a Luh bit of stufff can’t do a lot with his small “Di**”
Jonathan huff is limited to a Luh bit of stuff
by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020
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jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley
I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way
by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020
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jonathan borg

Person1: hey its jonathan borg
Person2: yea hes an icon
by LittleFalcon October 19, 2020
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Jonathan

Emotionally to involved in smite to understand that losing is a part of the game. Big fat fat bitch
Fuck I playe smite with a Jonathan I know I want to kill myself
by Fioana November 6, 2020
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Jonathan

I sure hope Jonathan stops doing breathing exercises.
by anonymous November 20, 2020
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Jonathon

He is that shrimpy white kid in your theater class. Jonathon is the type of guy youʻll find playing the game Celeste on his computer and who will write monologues about being at the cemetary. He will often refer to JTM as his leige or John the Superior. When he likes someone heʻll try to be very secretive about it, but if youʻre his friend youʻll know exactly who he likes right away. A Jonathon will often say the word “Poggers” or call you a dummy a lot. In addition, he will bully you for being short or straight, and then will ask you how tall you are. Even though sometimes he can be annoying, he will do his best to hype you up and you guys can be blanket burrito twins together. Heʻll make you laugh a lot and heʻs a great friend to have even though his discord name is ʻImTheBiggestBoy’.
Jonathon likes to make use of the word poggers.
by Rose King 🌹 December 2, 2020
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