Jesse

That type of guy that sits on a couch and drinks coke all day

Jesse be like

by Coolguy2815 October 24, 2020

Jesse

A rich boy who always brags about his money. Gets mad at people when they step on his 600 dollar shoes. Nobody likes Jesse expect for other rich sassy rude kids. He has teleporting powers and stalks people. Jesse is a weird mf

Person 1: There’s a new kid named Jesse at Harvey
Person 2: I don’t give af

by stellaiscool March 11, 2022

Jess

Hey pretty girl that has very high standards, she usually doesn’t have any crushes and it’s rare when she does. She is an amazing friend and someone great to be around!

Person one: “wow she’s so pretty!”
Person two: “I know it’s because her name is Jess!”

by Jordyn <33 ! November 30, 2021

Jesse

A guy that has a 69 inch long schlong. He shoots harder than John Wilkes Booth. Jesse is hot and sexy.

I wish i was Jesse.

by Noobmaster69420lol August 16, 2020

Jesse

a god amongst men who will rise to power overruling the Fortnite kids and becoming one of them in the process of exterminating them where he will then parish and kick God out of heaven and become the new god in power.

man that guy is definitely gonna be a Jesse when he grows up

by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021

Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.

Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....

by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012