can a duck swim?

yes, of course, why do you ask when you know the answer?

The expression - part of the "does a bear shit in the woods?" family - is used to reply to a question that accepts only one obvious answer: an unambiguous "yes"

Two weeks ago I had a letter from the Prime Minister asking if I would be willing to receive the honour - Commander of the British Empire - if the Queen sanctioned it? Can a duck swim?

by Colourful English May 09, 2006

is it can be tiem for teh

Useful phrase for when presenting or proposing a plan of action. Also, it sounds more bad ass than "is it time for..."

Is it can be tiem for teh drinkypoos?

Of course gravy, I only wish it could be all the time.

by TheGravyOne August 11, 2008

can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

alaskin trash can

taking a salt+ice bath, lighting yourself on fire and then having vicious intercourse.

Man: Me and Sally were having trouble in the bedroom, but since we tried the 'alaskin trash can', we feel young again!

by drinkbleachfaggot\ August 11, 2017

canned-berry sauce

jellied cranberry sauce (non-homemade) that comes in a can, typically served at thanksgiving

Will you please pass the canned-berry sauce?

by kat rae johnson November 20, 2007

Can of Used Fuck

A phrase expressing how one feels due to illness, lack of sleep or excessive partying or substance use.

God, I'm never drinking that much Jager again. I feel like a can of used fuck.

by aszteroidt January 28, 2011

your mom in a can

apparently it's some sort of insult... i don't really know how but I guess it could be.

PERSON ONE: HAHA! THAT DRESS LOOKS SO UGLY ON YOUR MOM!
PERSON TWO: OH YOU KNOW WHAT! YOUR MOM IN A CAN ROASTED
PERSON ONE: *GASP*
PERSON TWO: GEYYYY!!!

PERSON ONE: *DIES*

by campgirl is real May 29, 2018