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Dark Season

(Also referred to as “Darker Days” and “Shadow Days”)
A time I’m someone’s life when they are not quite themselves. This will be passively noticed by them and fully noticed by their friends and family.
Causes can include but are not limited to: Depression, anxiety, loss, breakup and identity crisis.
“Hey, I’ve noticed *name* has been acting off the past few months, what’s going on?”
“He’s going through his Dark Season, so he needs some patience and kindness”
by Professor Anderson November 5, 2020
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Bad Season

1. A time period in which a person has had absolutely no luck in finding a mate of any sort.

2. When a guy has gotten shot down by every chick (or guy if he rolls like that) he has tried to hit on/ get with at every party he has been to within a span of 3 to 5 months.
Example 1. Person A: Man I haven't gotten with any girls since I broke up with Jessica 7 months ago.
Person B: Sorry bro, sounds like you're just having a Bad Season.

Example 2. Person A: Man I've been to 7 parties in the past 4 months and I haven't gotten any ass whatsoever!
Person B: Damn dude, you're just having a Bad Season
by BIGDADY August 23, 2012
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Seasoned chariot

Action of the word to drife; when someone takes a chariot and rides over a caterpillar, seasoning the chariot with caterpillar insides.
Bro really filled me up like a seasoned chariot
by AncientChariotRider January 8, 2024
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Seasoned taco

A badly diseased vagina with STDs that include guaneruia, and herpes,climitia, vaginitis; physifilis
Hey look at that slut!
Yeah ,, I heard she had a seasoned taco
by Somebodyouknow June 9, 2021
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Dog season

Show no respect cause all females will do is throw it away and no attachments have as many girls as you want with only sexual intent
Damn bruh she played you, it’s dog season now.
by Wedontlovethese June 25, 2018
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Frump season

The day that fall switches to Winter. A man has to make a hard decision to either be alone, or pretend to love a very large woman.
I got so desperate this winter the only way I can make it through was to make it a frump season.
by Souless75 July 21, 2023
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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
by Holidays4men August 21, 2024
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