herpemydia

a super STD that has evolved from having various partners in a short span of time.

Dude, don't touch that stripper, she probably has herpemydia.

by big mamma S October 18, 2009

herpetitus

Is what you mess with a bunch of hookers. A cross section of herpes and hepititus.

Yo, man, he sticks his prick into anything, he gon give someone herpetitus.

by Ihatelawyers March 20, 2017

brain herpes

When a moron says something so stupid you fear you might have become slightly stupider just for having heard it

James H. asked me what the difference between marshmallows and mushrooms was and now I need to get tested for brain herpes

by Betty Thorny November 4, 2010

pigeon herpes

a great way to change subjects
and
a phrase used to keep people from chasing birds

if a guy try's to sop you to ask a question simply say :
"if pigeons carry disease do you think they got something like the pigeon herp?"
he will probably leave you alone due to your stupidity

ALSO:
dont chase that bird you'll get "pigeon herpes"

by jazzyishhh January 2, 2011

Mega Herpes

When you have sex with the town bike and you wake up the next morning with a rash that covers your entire body.

What stays in Vegas stays in Vegas.. Except Herpes.. And Mega Herpes

by Serfurdood February 19, 2011

chronic planning herpes

A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:

lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.

evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.

false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.

no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.

by _ice_pick June 13, 2011

schrödinger's herpes

When you are awaiting the result of your STD test and you may or may not have herpes.

-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.

by POW POW POW September 1, 2012