Hard Dad

A term used to describe a parent (of a teenager) who doesn’t tolerate any disobedience.

(They have the Power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)

If they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn't, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.

Sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.

Lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the Hard Dad’s daughters.

-This could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-

(your at this chicks house party)
Holy shit, Hard Dads back and hes gonna kill us all

by BlGBUCK July 31, 2009

Double Hard Bastard

Somebody who does something painful just because what the fuck.

Yo man, did hear about Matt? He got his PTEROSAUR lazered off without using general anaesthetic, just because WHAT THE FUCK. Matt is a double hard bastard.

by AlanDW June 18, 2011

N Hard R

Otherwise known as Hard R. Long story short it means Nigger

"Where have my friends gone?" -me
Power of the n hard r

by TeaBagsz June 2, 2018

Have it hard

To really be attracted to someone (used mostly in the sexual sense). Hard represents the symbolic state of a man's erect phallus caused by that person.

1. Man, ever since they met at the party last week, Joe has it really hard for Hyun Ju.
2. Damn! I have it hard for the girl wearing that pink sweater!
3. For the longest time, he had it hard for Jessica until he met Cindy.

by Babo Sang Pyo December 17, 2005

finger me hard

When a female wants a male to aggresivly shove his finger(s) into her anus for pleasure.

Horny naked woman: "finger me hard baby"

Naked man: *shoves fingers up her while jacking off*

Horny naked woman: *moans*

Finger me hard

by justme123 May 14, 2015

If you're going to flash, flash hard

A cricketing term. Sound interesting?

If I've told told you once I've told you a thousand times; if you're going to flash, flash hard

by Umpire Strikes Back November 4, 2004

hard

bad ass, as in "hard core" usually bitches that think they're cool

that m-f'er thinks hes all hard, but hes really a bitch

by Pete April 14, 2003