double-handed rub:
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
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