Grinch-hole

n. A person who gripes about Christmas coming too early when stores put up their Christmas merchandise or radio stations play holiday tunes prior to Thanksgiving Day.
Also, a person who criticizes or whines about anything at all that is related to the things we lovers of Christmas enjoy. (Holiday music, Christmas parties, tacky sweaters, Christmas shopping, etc.)
See also, grinchhole

Veteran's Day is my favorite holiday because I always use the day off to put up my Christmas decorations. Yes, it's early, so what? Suck it, Grinch-holes.

by kathrynmham November 13, 2011

grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils

Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.

Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.

by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012

GrinchHood

That time in your life when Christmas is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Generally starts around 30, & happens mostly in men... Usually wears off after a few decades, which is why some elderly people get excited about Christmas again.

Person: Gawd my dad is a right asshole, he hates Christmas! What's wrong with him?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: How old is he?

Person: 32, why?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: He must be in his GrinchHood. Give him a few decades & he'll come round.

Person: ☹ God Dammit.

by BadAssGirl December 31, 2013

Grinache

A feeling of pain normally in cheeks or lower jaw bong after grinning or laughing go a long period of time.

We were having such a great time that we developed a grinache from smiling.

by TrillJaguar June 5, 2015

grinding the beef

A masterbation technique used by accomplished women. Also a medical term for masterbating so much that the vaginal area becomes so deformed it looks like a plate of ground beef.

"Don't mind me, I'm just grinding the beef"

by BEEFGRINDER March 25, 2016

Grind

Having been or being on a streak of making a shit ton of cash by street crimes such as dealing drugs or guns. Basically becoming a temporary kingpin of a black market.

"How long you been on grind homie?"
"Shit man my grind ended after I got busted"
"We gotta get on grind man I ain't finna stay broke."

by New Gang Bang'n Dictionary December 27, 2017

Grinding

Something that occurs in middle and high school settings. Guys rub their front up against a girls behind to create pleasure while teachers roll their eyes in the background. Occurs once a circle, or a large group of people that can block out all the people grinding from peeping eyes, if formed and is very fun to do. Usually has a tempo to it depending on the speed of the music playing at the party/dance. However, once you reach the end of high school and move on to more... second and third base things, it seems like a waste of life. But for those smaller kids who are just learning how life works an what occurs in relationships, it’s a nice way to start while still feeling like something is going on!

Maria: Did you see Aidan and Lexie tonight??

Olivia: Yeah! They were grinding for a long time.
Maria: I never knew they liked each other... maybe they are just doing it to show off.

by Omfg1236383927273 June 26, 2018