Soft girlfriend remarks

When a girl makes remarks that a girlfriend should make,

Oh your using soft girlfriend remarks

by Slow_gls August 29, 2025

Girlfriend-shaped

when someone you're attracted to is absolute girlfriend material, inside and out

Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!

by SergeantSoN'So February 9, 2024

girlfriend grenade

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.

I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.

by acs35 February 26, 2024

National Give your Girlfriend A Hoodie Day

August 25th , 2022

a day where you give your girlfriend a hoodie!

Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!

Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3

by simpingforhim13 August 23, 2022

A girlfriend

Something that I never got in my life

I don’t have a girlfriend

by The new nuts July 31, 2022

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is when you get free Affection, Belonging and Sex in exchange for Psychological/Mental damage. During the Relationship process the needs and charges increase and her boyfriend has to invest it to make it work. The longer the relationship is the more difficult it is to maintain. Additionally if her boyfriend fails to meet those needs, she will slightly fade over time and lose interest. Because of that, the boyfriend will suffer and develop Psychological issues for making all the effort that went nowhere.

All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.

The possible Issues and side effects are such as:

-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem

Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''

Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)

2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.

by Call of Duty Theme December 29, 2019

kiss your girlfriend day

March 4, 2022 is national kiss your girlfriend day. Go make out with some dry ass lips.

"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"

by the_gay_goddess69 March 3, 2022