Tinker Fucker

Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.

Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...

by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008

Fucker Dick

To be a bisexual cheater.

Damn It! Fared is a Fucker Dick!

by NwiekTM October 10, 2017

dolphin fucker

Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.

"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"

by colonel guster January 2, 2014

tree fucker

see lkay

has sex with trees alot

<Laurence-CC> I like to fuck trees, goats and sheep

by [c0x0r] August 10, 2004

fuckered up

Means you are really messed up by drinking

He was fuckered up, after drinking 12 beers and 5 shots

by Tracey Faircloth July 18, 2003

fragal fucker

1. A person who engages in any sex act that includes penatration of a person that in some way resembles a fragal from the childrens show "Fragal Rock".
2. A person that resembles a fragal who is regularly an asshole.

1. I can't believe Frank banged Alissa, he is such a fragal fucker!
2. What's wit Alissa and her attitude, she can be such a fragal fucker!

by pappahoindaface September 18, 2007

christ fucker

Someone that fucks you just when you're being Christ-like in your coolness towards them, or just some funny shit to spew.

Yo, ass-face, I just gave you that move back, how can you checkmate me? Christ fucker!

by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008