Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.
Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...
by TattooedDestruction September 16, 2008
Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.
Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it
Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker
Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with
Girl 2: Same here
Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker
Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with
Girl 2: Same here
by Bookworm451 July 31, 2013
To be a bisexual cheater.
by NwiekTM October 10, 2017
Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.
"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
by colonel guster January 02, 2014
by [c0x0r] August 10, 2004
1. A person who engages in any sex act that includes penatration of a person that in some way resembles a fragal from the childrens show "Fragal Rock".
2. A person that resembles a fragal who is regularly an asshole.
2. A person that resembles a fragal who is regularly an asshole.
1. I can't believe Frank banged Alissa, he is such a fragal fucker!
2. What's wit Alissa and her attitude, she can be such a fragal fucker!
2. What's wit Alissa and her attitude, she can be such a fragal fucker!
by pappahoindaface September 08, 2007
Someone that fucks you just when you're being Christ-like in your coolness towards them, or just some funny shit to spew.
by SvenTwelve May 21, 2008