Fanny about

(British in origin): To generally wate time and/or do something which serves to have no useful purpose whatsoever, often when something more important could be done.

"Fowler, don't fanny about we have to go NOW!"

"Please, stop fannying about we have a delivery to make!"

by Rankles February 19, 2009

fanny pillows

Scampi flavour fries.

A British snack product made by Walkers under the Smiths brand. Referred to as 'fanny pillows' because they look like tiny pillows, and they smell like a fanny (British definition- ie. pussy).

J: Would you like a pack of fanny pillows?
S: Yes please! I love that distinctive aroma. Mmmmm....

by Limey Bloke May 21, 2008

fanny custard

a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.

I can smell her fanny custard from here.

by KXpoonanandtang June 30, 2011

fanny privet

The result of hacking a hedge into a minge like structure using phallic topiery skills.

Can also be the terminology of a lady's thick chuff hair being so dense that it forms a defensive jizz barrier.

"Her fanny privet was so thick it could have thatched Shakespeare's roof"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

fanny catch

A game where their are only two teams. The boys, and the girls. The teams take it in turns to be chashed around a certian area such as a school playground. When a catcher gets the opposite sex he/she takes them to the rocket where the person who was caught reveals the shlong/clunge.

I was playing fanny catch and this girl showed me her clunge

by Jonathan Brook November 2, 2006

Fanny Tease

a guy that leads a girl to believe that he's going to have sex with her, then doesnt. or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let her have it

Tough luck girl, that guy is just a frigid fanny teaser...

by randompersontalkingtokingsley July 24, 2009

Fanny Fucker

A Fanny Fucker is a person who destroys a persons fanny.

"Oh my, Pashley was a crazy Fanny Fucker last night."

by Pashleu December 21, 2015